There's a bully in Zoey's preschool class. That's a long story.
Today when she got in the car after school Zoey said, "Megan pinched me and Peyton today."
M: Oh, dear. Not again! I think it's best if you don't play with her anymore.
Z: Yeah, and I think she should be put in jail for hurting me and my friends.
M: Jail? That would be sad to have a little girl your age in jail.
Z: It would? Then I guess we could just throw her out the window.
Admittedly, I laughed for several minutes, which probably is not an appropriate response, but I couldn't help it. Even now, when I recall her saying it so matter-of-factly, it makes me laugh.
No that is funny. NOBODY laughed? That's odd.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud - yes, very funny. There is just no explanation for men sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWe are still laughing.. and have identified many we would like to through out a window.
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