Haters gonna hate...

Mommy: Zoey, do you know what I heard today?

Zoey: What?

M: I heard a little girl about your age say to her mommy, "I HATE you."

[Gasps from Zoey and Kaia.]

Daddy: If I ever hear you say that, you will be in BIG trouble.

Zoey: Yeah, we don't say we hate anything, especially people.

M: Right.

Kaia: Yeah, it is NOT nice to say we ATE someone. That is yuck!

Letters are Confusing!

Kaia: Mommy, do you know where Kiera lives?

M: Um, no, I don't.

K: Do you know her address?

M: Hmm, no I do not have her address.

K: That's okay. The ABC can tell us how to get there.

M: You mean the GPS?

K: Yeah, that's too hard to say, though.