breasts

Within days of arriving home with our new little girl, Kaia:

Z:  Mommy, I am now ready to feed the baby.  My breasts are big like yours.

M and D:  Laughter.

And the next day...

Z:  Mommy, is it white milk or chocolate milk in your breasts?

M:  It's white milk.  Great question, Zoey!

Z: Yeah, it is a good question, huh?

dc, please

This past week I was making lunch for Zoey.

M: What would you like to drink, babe?

Z: Diet Coke, please!

Yeah, I am the best example, ever. (I did not give it to her, in case you were worried. She had milk. Wholesome milk.)