sleepy legs

M: Brian, both of my legs are asleep! Ugh!

Z (Yelling from the other room): Mommy, just tell them to wake up!

on the way home from Jen's house

Z: Mommy, I have something to tell you.

M: What's that, baby girl?

Z: What's what?

M: You said you have something to tell me.

Z: I have something to tell you?

M: What do you want to tell me?

Z: Oh, man! I forgot!