breasts

Within days of arriving home with our new little girl, Kaia:

Z:  Mommy, I am now ready to feed the baby.  My breasts are big like yours.

M and D:  Laughter.

And the next day...

Z:  Mommy, is it white milk or chocolate milk in your breasts?

M:  It's white milk.  Great question, Zoey!

Z: Yeah, it is a good question, huh?

dc, please

This past week I was making lunch for Zoey.

M: What would you like to drink, babe?

Z: Diet Coke, please!

Yeah, I am the best example, ever. (I did not give it to her, in case you were worried. She had milk. Wholesome milk.)

nekkid

Zoey, running nekkid up and down the hallway, with her flashlight beaming all over her body.

M: Zoey, what are you doing?!?

Z: This? I'm just flashing myself.

blue's clues

M: Zoey, I can't get that "Blue's Clues" song out of my head!

Z: You just need to use soap and water and wash it out.

sleepy legs

M: Brian, both of my legs are asleep! Ugh!

Z (Yelling from the other room): Mommy, just tell them to wake up!

on the way home from Jen's house

Z: Mommy, I have something to tell you.

M: What's that, baby girl?

Z: What's what?

M: You said you have something to tell me.

Z: I have something to tell you?

M: What do you want to tell me?

Z: Oh, man! I forgot!