nekkid

Zoey, running nekkid up and down the hallway, with her flashlight beaming all over her body.

M: Zoey, what are you doing?!?

Z: This? I'm just flashing myself.

blue's clues

M: Zoey, I can't get that "Blue's Clues" song out of my head!

Z: You just need to use soap and water and wash it out.

sleepy legs

M: Brian, both of my legs are asleep! Ugh!

Z (Yelling from the other room): Mommy, just tell them to wake up!

on the way home from Jen's house

Z: Mommy, I have something to tell you.

M: What's that, baby girl?

Z: What's what?

M: You said you have something to tell me.

Z: I have something to tell you?

M: What do you want to tell me?

Z: Oh, man! I forgot!